tracieeganmorrissey:

I still add, “And a stick of buttah” to all my mental grocery lists.

STILL REMEMBER THIS. 

CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

YOU NEED TO CRAWL BEFORE YOU BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Matt W. has spastic cerebral palsy, which means his mobility is severely limited. But Matt was determined to run in his Ohio elementary school’s Field Day race, so his best friend, the gym teacher Mr. Blaine, led Matt’s classmates in a spontaneous show of support.

OMG TISSUES.

[thanks, andra!]

SO. TRUE. 

So so so so true. 

This is hilarious… and cements my love of Charlize Theron…

thedailywhat:

BAMF of the Day: NBA rookie of the year Kyrie Irving goes undercover at a pickup basketball game, dressed as the aging “Uncle Drew.” Unbeknownst to his opponents, Uncle Drew’s got skills, and he wants you kids to get off his lawn court.

This is basically the best disguise for a pro basketball player since Larry Johnson dressed up as Grandmama to help out Steve Urkel and sell some Converse shoes.

[tastefullyoff]

Get it Uncle Drew!!

8 years. 

Everybody Lies.

Everybody Dies.

We will miss you.

sade:

Britney Spears / Asher Roth / Beyonce / Jay Z / Gnarls Barkley - College Is Crazy

molls:

Drinking a Nick Lachey. (Taken with instagram)

thedailywhat:

Kids Reenact the Darndest Music Videos of the Day: As a tribute to recently-departed Beastie Boy Adam “MCA” Yauch, filmmaker James Winters remade the music video for “Sabotage” with his two kids and their cousin playing the Beasties.

I’m telling y’all it’s an homage.

[vulture.]

Worth having kids to make them do stuff like this..